On the morning of my daughter’s third birthday, I left the house to buy her a toy with glittery wings. When I came back, the house was silent. My wife…
Two men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, “I’ll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio.” “Why, that’s right!” said the second man in surprise.…
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?” Johnny: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.” Father: “So?” Johnny: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8… ……
For most of my life, I believed it had always been just the two of us. My mother, Margaret, used to say it with quiet certainty whenever I asked about…
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. Their three successful children all agreed to join them for a special Sunday dinner. “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad!” exclaimed the…
A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a…
My dad was the school janitor, and my classmates mocked him my whole life. When he died before my prom, I sewed my dress from his shirts so I could…
gave birth to a baby girl at 17 and gave her up the same day. I spent the next 15 years carrying the guilt of that decision. Later, I married…
Harold and I had 62 years together, and I thought I knew every corner of the man I married. Then a girl I’d never seen walked into his funeral, handed…
A man walked into a Wal-Mart, and the Greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.” The man asked, “How did you know I was here to get oil?” The Greeter replied, “That’s…
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