I Met My Neighbor’s Daughter
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I…
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I…
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” The man thought for a moment and answered, “274.” The doctor rolls his eyes looks up at the ceiling,…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in be.d.…
In a lighthearted yet dramatic exchange, a wife tests her husband’s attention by sending a text implying he’s with another woman named Valerie. She admits she was just trying to…
The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins. There was just one problem: no one wanted to room with Carl. Why? Because Carl didn’t just snore—he shook the…
MR. GRAVES scans the classroom. His eyes land on one student slouching in his chair. MR. GRAVES: “Johnny.” (JOHNNY, a wide-eyed, daydreaming 5th grader, freezes. He slowly lifts his head.)…
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one…
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the…
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the…
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her husband. “No”, replied her husband.…