A 90 year old women goes to the doctor.
“Dr I can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise, but still I can’t take it anymore.” “Well, take these pills every day and come back in…
“Dr I can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise, but still I can’t take it anymore.” “Well, take these pills every day and come back in…
That faint ringing, buzzing, or humming you sometimes notice—especially in silence—is known as tinnitus. It’s the sensation of hearing sound when no external noise is actually present, and it can…
School picture day was supposed to leave families with happy photographs of their children. Instead, three little boys and a 25-year-old teacher never came home, and new details about what…
I let Logan’s call go to voicemail. A minute later, he called again. Then Chelsea. Then Logan once more. Fiona Cartwright sat across from me in the small conference room…
The police officer told my father they had found me unconscious beside the road, almost four miles from home, soaked through and dangerously cold. A driver had seen my body…
Princess Diana and King Charles’s 1981 photograph at Balmoral has attracted attention because of the apparent difference in their heights. However, the effect may be explained by camera angles, posture,…
Little Johnny arrived at school late one morning. His teacher asked, “Johnny, why are you late again?” Johnny replied, “Because the sign outside the school says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’”…
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub…
He goes to the bar and hops up on a giant barstool. “Boy, this seat is massive!” he tells the bartender. The bartender tells him, “everything’s bigger in Texas.” He…
My name is Samuel. I’m 55 years old, and 31 years ago, I lost my wife, Helena, and our 2-year-old daughter, Mara, in a car ac:cident. In a single night,…