A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,
“We have a special requirement for new members—you must abstain from intimacy for two full weeks.”
The couple agreed and came back after two weeks.
The pastor asked, “Well, how did it go?”
The husband sighed, “Pastor… we tried. We really did. But we didn’t make it.”
“What happened?” the pastor asked.
The man explained, “My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf… she dropped it… and when she bent down to pick it up, I just couldn’t help myself.
I was overcome with desire and, well… it happened right there.”
The pastor, clearly unimpressed, said, “I’m sorry, but you’re not welcome in this church.”
The man shrugged and said,
“That’s okay… we’re not welcome at the grocery store anymore either.”
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