At 75 years old, Cinderella was living a peaceful life. The Prince had long since passed, and she spent her days in a cozy rocking chair on her front porch, sipping tea and enjoying the company of her old cat, Alan. 
One sunny afternoon, a flash of light appeared—and there stood her Fairy!
“Fairy ?!” Cinderella gasped.
“After all these years?”
The Fairy smiled warmly.
“You’ve lived a kind and generous life, dear. I’m here to grant you three wishes—whatever your heart still desires.”
Cinderella thought for a moment and whispered:
“I wish to be incredibly wealthy.” 
With a sparkle and a whoosh—POOF!—her old wooden rocking chair turned to solid gold.
“Amazing!” she beamed, while Alan the cat bolted in surprise.
“Wish number two?” asked the Fairy.
Cinderella glanced down at her aging hands and said:
“I wish to be young and beautiful again.” 
Another swirl of magic—and she was transformed into her youthful self once more, glowing with energy and charm.
“Now,” said the Fairy, “you have one wish left.”
Cinderella looked lovingly at Alan, now hiding behind a flower pot.
“I wish for my beloved cat Alan to become a handsome young man.” 
With a final burst of blue magic, Alan transformed into the most stunning man Cinderella had ever seen—charming, strong, and flawless. Even the birds stopped singing to admire him.
As the Fairy disappeared, Alan slowly walked over, leaned in close, looked into Cinderella’s eyes… and whispered:
“I bet you regret getting me neutered now, don’t you?” 
