A woman went to her doctor’s office, where she was seen by
one of the new doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched back to the first doctor and demanded:
Older Doctor: “What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old,
she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!”
The new doctor calmly continued writing on his clipboard and, without looking up, replied:
New Doctor: “Does she still have the hiccups?” 😂🤣
2nd joke :
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her handbag, took a measurement and announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed, “Typical blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!”
3rd Joke
The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.
Molly raised her hand and said, ‘My family visited my granddad’s farm, and we were all fascinated by his pet sheep.’
The teacher nodded and replied, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinated.’
Sally eagerly raised her hand. ‘Last weekend, my family visited Rock City, and I found it really fascinating.’
The teacher smiled and responded, ‘Excellent, Sally! However, I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’
Little Johnny, known for his mischievous wit, raised his hand. Despite the teacher’s hesitation, she decided to give him a chance.
Johnny said, ‘My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but she’s so fascinating that she only needs to fasten eight!’
The teacher chuckled, realizing Johnny had cleverly used the word ‘fascinate’ in his sentence, and the class burst into laughter.