A super hot woman arrived at a party. While scanning the
guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She
approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is
Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied.
“Is it a family name?” “No,” she replied. “As a
matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things
that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose
‘Carmen’” “What’s your name?” she asked. He
answered “B. J. Titsengolf.”
2nd joke
A Blonde Going To Donate Blood
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
“Where are you heading today?” the man asks.
“I’m going down to give blood.”
“How much do you get paid for giving blood?”
“About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate s**p*rm, and the s**p*rm bank pays $100.”
The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
“Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?”
“S**p*rm bank,” she says with her mouth full.
3rd joke
A New Teammate Giving Humorous Speech
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him,
“At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about your personal night life.”
The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his night life.
When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie,
but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, “Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting,”
his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep.
The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, “I heard my husband had to make a speech last night.
How d*d it go?” His mate said smiling, ‘Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!.”
The wife looked confused and replied to his mate,
“Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick.”