In a humorous twist on the complexities of relationships, a lawyer finds himself in a rather unexpected situation on his wedding night. His new bride, a woman who has been married ten times before, turns to him and says:
“Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
The groom, taken aback, responds with confusion, “What? How can that be if you’ve been married 10 times?”
With a playful smile, she begins to explain her unique perspective on her past marriages:
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.”
The lawyer raises an eyebrow, intrigued.
“Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.”
The groom chuckles softly, starting to see the pattern.
“Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.”
Now the lawyer is laughing, fully engaged in her story.
“Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.”
She continues, each husband more amusing than the last.
“Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.”
The lawyer shakes his head, realizing the absurdity of her past.
“Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.”
By now, the new husband is thoroughly entertained.
“Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.”
The laughter continues to build as she recounts her experiences.
“Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.”
At this point, the lawyer can hardly contain himself, but she’s not done yet.
“Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
The lawyer, still chuckling, asks, “Good, but why?”
With a mischievous glint in her eye, she replies, “You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”
This playful exchange not only highlights the quirks of her past relationships but also cleverly plays on the stereotypes associated with different professions. It’s a lighthearted reminder of how humor can help navigate the complexities of love and marriage, and how sometimes, the best way to approach life’s challenges is with a good laugh. The couple’s banter sets the stage for a relationship filled with joy, humor, and perhaps a bit of playful mischief as they embark on their new journey together.