To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office.
On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps.
In order to defend himself, the husband said,
“Budget cut or no budget cut, management must do something.
I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat!”
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.
She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated,
“And in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage,
I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”
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