A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest most beautiful br***sts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “You and I should spend some time in a hotel room.”
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, and I’ll pay you the difference.”
She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you.”
2nd joke: A boy of 15 was feeling very excited
A boy of 15 was feeling very excited and decided to lovemaking immediately,
so he thought for a while and had an idea he picked up the phone,
and searched for the best call girl in his state with her number,
so he could call her and get things going,
he typed the number on his phone and was about to call her
and when he saw number is already saved with his girl friend name