A Blonde And A Brunette Were Discussing
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.
Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!”
Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.”
Brunette: “My god! I had no idea he was that good.”
Blonde: (looking shocked) “Oh, you mean with one guy?”
The endless hair debate between wife and husband
Wife : Honey, Shall i cut my hair?
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: But I took so much efforts to grow them so long.
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
Wife: But nowadays short hair is very much in style.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: My friends say short hair really suits my face cut.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: But short hair cannot be tied in a knot.
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
Wife: But nevertheless, i want to experiment with my hair.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: But what if the hair stylist ruins my hair ?
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
Wife: But I think i will cut them.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: But if short hair doesn’t suit me, you will be responsible.
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
Wife: On second thoughts, its easy to manage short hair.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: I hope it doesn’t look funny on me.
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
Wife: OK. I have finally decided that I will cut my hair.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife : So when do we leave?
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
Wife: Are you Ok? I am talking about going to my mother’s place.
Husband : Ok cut them.
Wife: You don’t seem alright! Are you unwell?
Husband: Then don’t cut them.
.
.
.
This poor fellow (The Husband) is now admitted into a mental asylum and all he keeps saying is “Ok cut them” and “Then don’t cut them”
A man ordered a voice automated car
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car,
“Car! Go and bring my children from school.”
The car went and didn’t return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.
Several hours later and with no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said,
“These are your children, sir.”
In the car, were their Landlady’s two daughters, their choir mistress’ two sons, his wife’s best friend’s daughter, their pastor’s son and their neighbour’s two sons.
The wife who was angry shouted at her husband,
“Don’t tell me all these are your children!”
The man asked her calmly,
“Can you first tell me why our children are not in the car?”