Boudreaux spots Thibodeaux walking through town the other day, carrying a sack over his shoulder. Well of course, curiosity got the best of Boudreaux, and he asked Thibodeaux, “Hey, mon ami, what you got in dat sack?” Thibodeaux says, “Mais, I got me some chickens in dat sack cher.” Boudreaux says, “Mais Thib, if I can guess how many chickens you got in dat sack, can I have one of dem?” Thibodeaux replies, “Mais my fren, I told you what . . . if you can guess how many I got, you can have both of dem!” 
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Officer Boudreaux was out patroling on the levee by Catahoula the other day, when he spotted Thibodeaux driving along and weaving all over the road. Knowing how Thibodeaux likes to indulge in some “liquid refreshments” at all hours of the day and night, Officer Boudreaux figured he could add to his ticket count, and get a good D.W.I. “bust” at the same time, so he pulls Thibodeaux over. Officer Boudreaux walks up to Thibodeaux’s pickumup truck, and advises him that he will have to take a breath test.
Thibodeaux says, “Mais, I’m so sorry, but I have asthma real bad, me, an’ if I blow too hard, I’m gonna have me a real bad attack.” So Officer Boudreaux tells him, “Well, OK, then I’m gonna give you a blood test.” Thibodeaux says, “Oh, I’m so sorry, but I have hemophillia, too.
If you take some blood, I could bleed to death.” Officer Boudreaux, getting just a little frustrated, tells Thibodeaux, “Well then, I will need a urine sample to test.” Thibodeaux says, “I am truly sorry, but I also have diabetes, and if I do dat, my blood-sugar will drop real low.”
Officer Boudreaux says, “Well, OK, then come over here and walk dis line for me.” Thibodeaux replies, “Mais, I’m sorry, I can’t do dat either.” Officer Boudreaux, really mad now, screams, “And why not?” Thibodeaux answers, “Mais because, I’m too drunk !”