A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters,

decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.

He went to his wife and said, “I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded,

“Have you been fooling around on me?”

His wife confessed, “Not this time.”

Hard Times in Jungle

Three men, two brunettes and a blond, are being chased by a tiger through the jungle.

They get to a river and have two choices:

1. Get across the river without being eaten by pirannhas or

2. Get eaten by the tiger.

They spot a genie and the genie says I can grant you one wish..

The first blond man thinks “I wish I can get across safely.”

He swims across and makes it without a scratch.

The second blond man says “I want to be even smarter than the first man.”

He climbed onto a raft and paddled across.

The brunette thinks “I want to be the smartest of them all”.

Instantly, he turned into a woman, and she walked across a nearby bridge.