A pre.gn@nt woman is about to give birth.
The doctor has her on the delivery table, le.g.s up in the stir*ups.
Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through.
Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, “Are you my dad?”.
The doctor says, “No, I am your doctor!”.
With that, the baby pops right back ins!de. “Damn!”, says the doctor.
A short while later he sees the head push through again. “Are you my dad?”, asks the baby.
“No, I am your doctor.”, he replies. Once again the baby vanishes back into his mother’s wo*b.
The doctor turns to a nurse and says, “Nurse, get that baby’s father in here right away–we may have a situation on our hands!”.
Moments later the baby’s father is in the deli*ery room, and the baby’s head once again p0ps 0ut.
“Are you my dad?”, the baby asks of the father.
The father replies, “Yes, little baby, I am your father!”
The baby then reaches up and begins p0king his father in the f0rehe@d with his index finger–”How do you like that?”