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A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde shimmied by that had…
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde shimmied by that had…
“Husband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in b.*.d” She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didn’t find…
…. Murphy’s Law decided to RSVP early to my twin boys’ sixth birthday party. With a pirate-themed basement ready for fun, we expected a fantastic day—until chaos knocked at our…
….. THE PASTOR’S TEETH A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The…
…. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel…
Two wives go out for girls’ night.Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her…
A Sudden Dinner Guest A man brings his best friend home for dinner—completely unannounced—at 7:30 p.m. after work. The Wife’s Reaction Without hesitation, his wife starts yelling, while the friend…
This Little Girl Just Shocked Everyone With Her Assignment, Including Her Teacher. The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then…
Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it…