The Three Toilets – Breaking News
healthyadmin Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet. The first guy steps up to the salesman and says, “I’ve got this…
Humor Comics
My wife and I had been called by his teacher for an urgent meeting.
Our six-year-old daughter gave her parents and me a note that she had written. My wife and I cooperated with his teacher’s request to enter the classroom for an impromptu…
I Met My Neighbor’s Daughter
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I…
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” The man thought for a moment and answered, “274.” The doctor rolls his eyes looks up at the ceiling,…
A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15 Years
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in be.d.…
When a Simple Bread Reminder Turns into an Unexpected Plot Twist!
In a lighthearted yet dramatic exchange, a wife tests her husband’s attention by sending a text implying he’s with another woman named Valerie. She admits she was just trying to…
The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins.
The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins. There was just one problem: no one wanted to room with Carl. Why? Because Carl didn’t just snore—he shook the…
Define energy
MR. GRAVES scans the classroom. His eyes land on one student slouching in his chair. MR. GRAVES: “Johnny.” (JOHNNY, a wide-eyed, daydreaming 5th grader, freezes. He slowly lifts his head.)…
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one…
A man came home from work
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the…