Little Johnny on the plane
healthyadmin A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, “Let’s talk I’ve heard that flights will go quicker…
Humor Comics
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple – Funny Joke
A mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couple’s house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you…
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and…
Funny Joke ‣ Personal Invisibility Device
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally locked himself out of the locker…
The Cowboy’s Lesson in Cleanliness
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands……
A Engineer and his wife always fighting
An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The woman would shout,…
Three men were discussing at a bar
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins” “That’s funny”,…
Two couples were playing cards
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave’s wife, Sandy,…
A young lady came home from a date
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.…
Woman goes to see a gynaecologist
Woman goes to see a gynaecologist for the first time and is laying back when she hears him gasp Worried she asks if everything is OK and the gynaecologist responds.…