A Polish man married an American woman
healthyadmin joke 1:– A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office, looking…
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A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have a special requirement for new members—you must abstain from intimacy for two full weeks.” The…
A Farmer and His Wife: The Ultimate Role Reversal!
One day, a farmer turned to his wife and said, “You’re so lazy! You work so slowly and lethargically. You’re just wasting time!” The wife, not one to take criticism…
A salesman rings the door bell
Joke 1: 3 dads bragging about their children’s success 3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t…
My Future MIL Gave Me a Gift List for ‘Acceptance’—I Responded in an Unexpected Way
My Future MIL Handed Me a List of Gifts I ‘Owed’ Her to Be Accepted into the Family – So I Taught Her a Lesson She’ll Never Forget Layla’s prospective…
A woman and doctor
A pre.gn@nt woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, le.g.s up in the stir*ups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push…
A little boy goes to his father and asks
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!…
Stranded
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.”…
A married couple is sleeping
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know?…
Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chst
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his…