A blonde decides to become a rocket scientist
healthyadmin A blonde decides she’s tired of people assuming she’s not smart, so she vows to prove everyone wrong by getting a prestigious job. After some soul-searching, she decides to become…
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Lady Gets Call from Hospital, Finds Out She Lost Her Loathed Sister and Got Two Newborn Nephews
The phone rang at 3:47 PM. It was one of those dull, gray Tuesday afternoons when the sky looked like it hadn’t slept in weeks, and Linda Meadows was elbow-deep…
A Polish man married an American woman
joke 1:– A Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office, looking…
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have a special requirement for new members—you must abstain from intimacy for two full weeks.” The…
A Farmer and His Wife: The Ultimate Role Reversal!
One day, a farmer turned to his wife and said, “You’re so lazy! You work so slowly and lethargically. You’re just wasting time!” The wife, not one to take criticism…
A salesman rings the door bell
Joke 1: 3 dads bragging about their children’s success 3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t…
My Future MIL Gave Me a Gift List for ‘Acceptance’—I Responded in an Unexpected Way
My Future MIL Handed Me a List of Gifts I ‘Owed’ Her to Be Accepted into the Family – So I Taught Her a Lesson She’ll Never Forget Layla’s prospective…
A woman and doctor
A pre.gn@nt woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, le.g.s up in the stir*ups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push…
A little boy goes to his father and asks
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!…
Stranded
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.”…