A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my grandchildren,” complains one,…
A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. “I send gifts, greeting cards, and checks to my grandchildren,” complains one,…
Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Sam said, ‘Wow, I have never seen you…
Every Monday morning for years, at about 11:30 am, the telephone operator in a small Sierra-Nevada town received a call from a man asking the exact time. One day the…
The teacher said, “I’ll give 2 dollars to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.” An Irish boy put his hand up…
An 85-year-old man was driving down the highway when he suddenly saw flashing lights in his rearview mirror. A police officer was pulling him over! The old man sighed and…
An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor. The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.” Later that night,…
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, “So I hear you hunt deer.” The man looked away and turned…
As a widowed single mother, Sarah Mitchell had always shared a deep, steadfast bond with her younger brother, Daniel, who served as a constant support system for her and her…
It was one of those bone-cold mornings when the wind cuts straight through your coat and into your bones. I was heading to the airport after visiting my sister, dragging…
Confused Man“I’m scared,” Johnny said to one of his friends, “I got a letter from a guy who said he’d break my legs if I didn’t stop seeing his wife.”…