Harold and I had 62 years together, and I thought I knew every corner of the man I married. Then a girl I’d never seen walked into his funeral, handed…
A man walked into a Wal-Mart, and the Greeter said, “Automotive, aisle 15.” The man asked, “How did you know I was here to get oil?” The Greeter replied, “That’s…
There are truths you brace yourself for. You rehearse how you will react if they ever surface. And then some truths arrive unannounced, detonate quietly, and leave you standing in…
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what…
Little Johnny was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Johnny hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, “Mommy! Look at that…
I’m a 26-year-old delivery driver who spends more time with my three-legged Labrador than with actual people. One freezing night at a gas station, that dog reacted to a stranger…
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a…
“Doc, my wife is having severe abdominal pain. I think it’s her appendix.” “What nonsense!” says the doc sleepily. “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. Go back…
A blonde hates filing Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking…
Two guys are riding on a train through Texas. As the train passes by a ranch the first guy turns to the second and tells him there are 1,356 cows…
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