Chatty Parrot: A Honeymooners’ Tale
healthyadmin A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their |__0\/e…
Man Refuses to ‘Date Ugly Women’ and Won’t Settle for ‘Second Best’
Due to his refusal to date ugly women, a single father believes he may be alone for eternity. In his quest for love, 42-year-old Kevin freely acknowledges that he has…
Dangerous Questions in Marriage
Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No! How can I think of re-marrying? Wife: Why not? You would need company, for good…
A woman ls at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next…
Ray Came Home One Night And Fell Asleep
After a hard day at the office, Ray crawled into bed with his wife while she slept, and promptly dozed off. The first thing he heard as he opened his…
She was thrown out 70 years ago for loving a black man – now look at them today
Last year, Jake and Mary Jacobs celebrated their 70th anniversary of a happy marriage, but getting there wasn’t easy. Mary, a White woman, and Jake, a Black man, resided in…
Dealing with Customer Service: A Hilarious Encounter with CitiBank
Have you ever had a frustrating experience with a customer service department of a major corporation? Well, let me tell you a story that you, especially if you’re in the…
The Atlantic Ocean is cooling down at a record speed and scientists don’t know why
The ocean’s surface temperatures have reached a strange low for this time of year A strange anomaly is going on in the Atlantic Ocean, and experts can’t seem to understand…
Two Teachers Offered
This happened after district officials discovered their inappropriate attempts to lure one of their students into a se*u*l encounter by proposing a foursome. To make matters worse, one of these…
I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides,… she can…