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healthyadmin Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch when one asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You…
One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach.
One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against…
A brunette walks into a bar and says
A brunette walks into a bar and says A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, “What’s an M L?” She says, ”…
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport.
As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to buy a book to read and a packet of cookies to snack on. She sat down in…
A woman needed to visit the doctor’s office
A woman needed to visit the doctor’s office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture.She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with her legs crossed,…
A man is taking his 8-year-old son to school in a hurry.
A man in a hurry, taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!” the…
I Raised My Late Girlfriend’s Daughter as My Own — Ten Years Later, She Said She Had to Go Back to Her Real Dad
I thought raising my late girlfriend’s daughter as my own was the best way to honor her memory. For ten years, I was her dad in every way that mattered—school…
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car.
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette…
Three men are trying to cross a river.
Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge arms and legs…
A man got a job selling toothbrushes
A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job. He saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a job in sales. He didn’t know anything…