Wife: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No! How can I think of re-marrying?
Wife: Why not? You would need company, for good and bad times. Please get married again.
Husband: Oh Darling…you are so sweet, even after death you are worried about me!
Wife: Then promise me, u will remarry if I die.
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again..just for you.
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new wife?
Husband: Yes, but will never let her use your room.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car?
Husband: No…it’s yours…I will keep it as your memory and buy a new one.
Wife: Would you give her my jewellery?
Husband: No..how can I?! It has your memories attached with them, my love.
Wife: Would she wear my shoes?
Husband: No, never! Her size is ‘5’, and yours is ‘7’ …
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!