A couple is trying to have a baby.
Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!”
The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, “Honey that’s wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we’re having twins?”
She nods her head and says, “Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!”
2nd jokes: The officer asks her some questions
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What’s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”