A man traveling by train asks the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria.
“Sir, we don’t stop at Victoria.”
“But I have to get off there!”
“Well, there might be one thing I can do. I might be able to get the engineer to slow down the train a little. Then I can dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform.”
“Will that work?”
“It’s worth a try.”
As they approached the platform, the train is slowing from 50 MPH.
The collector hangs the man in mid-air out the door.
The man starts running in mid-air. “Run faster! Faster!” He lowers the man and the man’s feet touch the platform.
His shoes start to smoke! His heel comes off! He’s running at 30 MPH.
He’s made it! He starts to slow down! The other passengers stare in amazement.
As the last car goes by, a hand grabs the man by the shirt collar and lifts the man right back into the train!
As he’s helped back on the train the gent who picked him up says, “Man you’re lucky I was here to help! This train doesn’t even STOP in Victoria!”
2nd joke of the day: A guy goes into a drugstore
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack.
“What size?” asks the clerk.
“Gee, I don’t know.”
“Go see Sophie in aisle 4.”
He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the privet part, and yells, “Medium!”
The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy rubber pack, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.
Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!”
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy rubber pack.
“What size?”
The kid embarrassedly says, “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.”
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells, “Clean up in aisle 4!”