Little Johnny goes to his sister’s room and picks up something.
His sister tells him to give it back, she wants to keep it as a souvenir.
He asks her what it is.
She says, “it’s a donut.”
Then Little Johnny says, “give me fifty cents.”
Johnny gives her the used
cond*m, and his sister gives him 50 cents.
He goes to the kitchen with a big smile on his face,
and his mom asks him why he’s smiling.
He says, “My sister gave me fifty cents for a donut,
but I already licked out all the custard!”