“Mummy, a strange lady came around when you were away at work,” a young girl tells her mother. “Not right now,” Mummy says. “Await Daddy’s return home.” Mummy asks, “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” after they wait for Daddy to arrive home.
“You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning,” Mummy adds as Daddy begins to speak. Continue, my love.The young girl explains, “Well, Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy noticing, and at the top of the stairs I saw them kissing and hugging.”
I climbed up and peered through the keyhole after they had entered your bedroom and closed the door.”Wise girl,” Mummy purrs. “What did the keyhole allow you to see?””I watched as they continued to embrace and kiss before beginning to undress until they were completely naked, at which point the woman got on the bed and Daddy got on.
“Daddy climbed on top of her in the bed.”Yes?” asks Mummy. “What happened next?” The young girl assertively states, “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year.”