1st JOKE:—— A guy and his wife are watching tv
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.
The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing.
It only lasted for 30 seconds!”
“Good,” replied his wife.
“Now you know how I always feel.”
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2ND JOKE:———- A wife is having make l0\/e with her husband best frnd
A wife is having m@ke l0/ve with her husbnd’s best frind one day.
Soon the phone rings, so she answers it.
“Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.”
Her husband’s best friend says: “Who was it?”
“That was my husband,” she replied.
The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in a hurry.
“Relax,” said the wife.
“He just called to tell me he was out playing golf with you.”
3rd JOKE:———–A gynecologist notices that a new patient
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous.
While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves.
The patient says no.
The doctor says, “There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry.”
She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs.
The doctor says, “What’s so funny?”
She says, “I’m imagining how they make rubber.”