A man was telling his co-worker
healthyadmin A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.…
Humor Comics
A wife is having m@ke l0\/e with her husband best frnd
1st JOKE:—— A guy and his wife are watching tv A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This…
A travel agent was sitting at his desk
A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop window. They looked…
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE.
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful…
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would…
Supreme Court Ruling
The United States Supreme Court recently decided not to take up challenges involving state and local government lawsuits directed at oil companies over damages linked to climate change. Many people…
I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York
A blonde boards a plane to New York, and when the flight attendant asks for her ticket, she says, “Sorry, miss, but your ticket is for economy, not first class.…
Smarter than Einstein
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister’s hand, thanked him for…
Some new sleeping pills.
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a…
This Woman Asks Her Husband Why He Is Acting Crazy
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking…