This man goes to confession and asks his father for forgiveness because he has sinned. When the priest asks whether he wants to confess his transgressions, the man says he spent the weekend using the “F-word.”
“Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language,” the priest responds. In response, the man says he wants to own up to the reason he said the “F-word.”.
With a sigh, the priest signals for him to go on. Well, dad, on Sunday, I played golf with my friends rather than attending church.
The man answered, “No, that wasn’t why I swore,” to the priest’s statement that “you got upset over that.” I made a mistake and threw my drive left into the trees on the first tee.