​THIS DRUNK MAN STARTED ABUSING THE BIKER’S FAMILY. HIS RESPONSE LEFT EVERYONE STUNNED.

​A drunken man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:

“I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!”

The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

​The drunk leans on the table again and says: “I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best f*.ck I ever had!”

​The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

“I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma, she liked it!”

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders,

looks him square in the eyes and says,

“Grandpa!…… Go home, you’re drunk!

Two old friends are having coffee

Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,

“I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!”

“Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive.”

“I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?”

“Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are.”

“I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his d*.ck!”

“Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his d*.ck!”

A married couple meet alien couple

A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft landed in front of them.

A married alien couple walked out and said, “Hello, earthlings, we come in peace.

We are scientists from the planet GRUDO-X and we want you to tell us all about your planet.”

So they talked for hours, until they came to the subject of s*x.

The humans told the aliens how humans have make love and the aliens were in shock!

It was very similar to the way the aliens did it.

The men in the group decided to have a little experiment with switching wives for a night.

When the human woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately laughed at his “thing.”

The alien looked down and said, “Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot.”

And he hit his head twice and “it” grew at least two feet.

The woman said “Wow! That’s impressive, but I could snap that thing if I wanted to.”

So the alien pulled his ears twice and it expanded.

The two had the greatest enjoyment of their lives.

The next morning the human man came for his wife and asked, “How was it?”

The wife replied, “Great!”

The man said, “Well, for some strange reason the alien woman kept jumping on me, pulling my ears and hitting me on the head, screaming, “It’s broken! It’s broken!”