The Encounter
Three intoxicated men entered a taxi. The driver quickly noticed their state and decided to test their reactions. He started the engine, then turned it off.
The Reaction
The driver announced, “We have reached your destination.” The first man paid the fare, and the second man thanked the driver. However, the third man unexpectedly slapped the driver.
The Explanation
The driver, shocked and confused, asked, “What was that for?” The third man replied, “Control your speed next time; you made us nervous!”
2nd Joke: You Are A Chicken
A man runs to the doctor and says,
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me.
My wife thinks she’s a chicken!”
The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?”
“Two years,” says the man.
“Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”