In a lighthearted yet dramatic exchange, a wife tests her husband’s attention by sending a text implying he’s with another woman named Valerie.
She admits she was just trying to get a quick response by saying something shocking. However, the husband unexpectedly replies that he is with Valerie, near the wife’s favorite bakery — making her panic.
Shocked and betrayed, she rushes out the door, heart racing, imagining the worst.
She arrives at the bakery, anxiously searching for them, ready for confrontation. After a frantic search yields nothing, she texts him, asking where he is.
His reply? “I’m at work.
Now that you’re already at the bakery, why don’t you just buy the bread
?” The wife stands frozen, realizing she’s been brilliantly pranked.
Her rage quickly dissolves into stunned laughter.
Realizing how cleverly her husband turned the tables, she texts back in mock frustration, promising revenge.
Yet she ends up buying the bread — and even his favorite pastries — unable to stay mad.
When she gets home, he greets her with a grin and open arms. Though she tries to hold back, she bursts into laughter and hugs him.
The moment becomes one of those unforgettable stories they’ll laugh about for years — a playful reminder of how humor and love can transform even tense situations into moments of deeper connection.
2nd joke: A man goes to his doctor complaining
A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines.
His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment.

Every time I get one, I give my wife make love.
When she has an seed, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain.
You should try it sometime.”
Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor,
“Your suggestion worked and I’d like to tell you that you have a very nice house.”