“Jim’s Wild Birthday Surprise”

A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

At the club, the doorman says,

“Hi Jim, how are you?”

The wife asks,

“How does he know you?”

Jim says,

“Oh dear, I play football with him.”

Inside, the bartender says,

“The usual, Jim?”

Jim says to his wife,

“Before you say anything, he’s on the darts team.”

Next, a stripper says,

“Hi Jim! Do you crave the Special again?”

The wife storms out, dragging Jim with her, and jumps into a taxi.

The taxi driver says,

“Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time.”

Jim’s funeral is on Sunday!!!

2nd Joke: A rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator

A man went into the kitchen to make breakfast and was shocked to see a rabbit sitting inside his refrigerator.

He yelled

“Hey! What are you doing in there?!”

The rabbit asked back

“Well this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, right?”

“I guess… What difference does that make?”

“I’m wasting.”