A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in be.d.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, ki$$e.s her ne/ck, then gets up and goes into the b@thr0om.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a wom@n in years.
I saw how he ki$$.ed your n*ck.
If he wants s.3.x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nause@tes you.
This guy is probably very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll k!ll us.
Be strong, honey. I love you.
” To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t ki$$.ing my ne*k.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was g.@y, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any v@sel!ne.
I told him it was in the bathr00m.
Be strong honey. I love you too!”
2nd joke: A Woman Hide Under Bed To Check Her Husband
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you.
Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that hot French nightie.
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.
“He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes
she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…
“I can see your feet We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.