Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one…
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one…
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the…
Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the…
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her husband. “No”, replied her husband.…
Two Saskatchewan farmers were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. One says to the other, ‘Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?’ The second one…
An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying, “Would you like to chat? Flights go faster when you strike up a…
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for…
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to…
A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.…
1st JOKE:—— A guy and his wife are watching tv A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This…