Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I…
To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself,…
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but…
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had…
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a…
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah.“ Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16…
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll have |__ovem*king with you…
In a moment of confession, a nun revealed to the priest, “Father, I have sinned. We took in a homeless man and gave him shelter, but I couldn’t help myself…
Teacher Assigns Her Class Of Kids To Sell Something On The Weekend. ThisOne Boy’s Strategy Is Genius.The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend…
My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt Then she says, “Take off my…
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