I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York
healthyadmin A blonde boards a plane to New York, and when the flight attendant asks for her ticket, she says, “Sorry, miss, but your ticket is for economy, not first class.…
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Smarter than Einstein
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister’s hand, thanked him for…
Some new sleeping pills.
An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a…
This Woman Asks Her Husband Why He Is Acting Crazy
A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking…
A Woman Cheats On Her Husband
A woman cheats on her husband after years of happy marriage Realizing her mistake, she starts praying to God. “Lord, I know what I did was wrong, but my marriage…
A Surprise Visit to My Long Distance Boyfriend Turned into a Disaster— Story of the Day
After my husband of twenty years left me, I struggled to find love again at forty-one. Desperate, I joined a dating site and met a charming man named Juan. I…
An elderly widower and a widow who had known each other for many years.
In a cozy mobile home park in Florida, there lived an elderly widower and a widow who had known each other for many years. One evening, they found themselves at…
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I…
To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife decided to stop
To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife decided to stop by his office. On entering the office, she saw the secretary on her husband’s laps. In order to defend himself,…
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but…