A wife takes her husband to club on his birthday
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’? “His…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’? “His…
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays. Officer: Height?…
What began as a casual first date quickly unraveled into something far darker. The narrator met Deacon, a charming and confident man who had been messaging her for weeks. He…
Three men walk into a home improvement store, each on a mission to buy the perfect toilet. The first guy steps up to the salesman and says, “I’ve got this…
Our six-year-old daughter gave her parents and me a note that she had written. My wife and I cooperated with his teacher’s request to enter the classroom for an impromptu…
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I…
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” The man thought for a moment and answered, “274.” The doctor rolls his eyes looks up at the ceiling,…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in be.d.…
In a lighthearted yet dramatic exchange, a wife tests her husband’s attention by sending a text implying he’s with another woman named Valerie. She admits she was just trying to…
The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins. There was just one problem: no one wanted to room with Carl. Why? Because Carl didn’t just snore—he shook the…