The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.

“Say, what’s your name, mister? ” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.

“It’s Snow, Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what’s yours?”

“I’m June, June Hansen,” she said. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?

She challenged the trucker some miles down the road.

“Can you imagine what it might be like,” he countered with a question of his own, “Having eight inches of Snow in June? ”

A old man and his wife went to doctor

An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.

The old man was slightly deaf and said, “What?”

Again, the doctor said, “I need a blood, urine and feces sample.”

The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:

“Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!”