Three men are trying to cross a river.
healthyadmin Three men are trying to cross a river. The first one prays and says, “Please give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! He grows huge arms and legs…
A man got a job selling toothbrushes
A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job. He saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a job in sales. He didn’t know anything…
Kelly was enjoying a cocktail at a bar one night
Kelly was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen…
Bikers Surrounded The Crying Girl At The Gas Station And Everyone Called 911
A crying teenage girl begged bikers at the gas station for protection, and everyone inside was already calling 911 thinking bikers were harassing her. I watched from my truck as…
A man calls his wife
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could be a great opportunity for…
A little lunchtime laugh
Boudreaux spots Thibodeaux walking through town the other day, carrying a sack over his shoulder. Well of course, curiosity got the best of Boudreaux, and he asked Thibodeaux, “Hey, mon…
A twin, a proud uncle and a linguistic disaster
A woman gave birth to twin babies and immediately fell asleep. A few weeks later, she finally woke up and asked the doctor, “Where’s my baby?!” The doctor replied, “They’re…
Joke of the day: Scottish thrift Maggie’s tooth costs less than a cup of coffee!
Maggie goes to the dentist and asks about the cost of a tooth extraction. “85 dollars for an extraction, ma’am,” the dentist replied. “Oh, you can’t get anything cheaper,” the…
Bug spray works great… but no one warned about the calf!
A salesman was traveling through the countryside selling insect repellent. He came to a ranch and tried his luck with the farmer. “Sir, my insect repellent is so good you’ll…
Einstein loses to a clever pickpocket
Einstein sits next to a man on a long flight. Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you…